practically a contractor (of DEATH)

This guy was so brutal in highschool that we nicknamed him "Brutus"

yap

Just you wait pal...

(who's gonna tell this guy I got sub 14 on 0-3 and he still has sub 16)

Y'know what pal. Before you commented on my profile I was gonna let you have the better time. I was. But you griddying onto MY profile farming views to boast about your higher time? No. Absolutely not. Lets get one thing straight pal, the only reason you even have a place in the ultrakill speedrunning community is because i DECIDED to not completely obliterate you. People like you who grew up in paradise palms have no idea what it's like on the robloxian streets, so for you to clip farm on MY profile is heavily L rizz. Not only that, you also got fanum taxed out the waazoo, and got beat on 0-3 by a whopping 4 seconds. If you EVER try to talk smack, clip farm on MY profile again, or even try to rizz up Livy Dunne, I will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock, and only then will you realize how hopeless competing against a TRUE Ultrakill speedrunning professional is.

Signed,
a TRUE speedrunning pro

GET WRECKED KID

LLLLLLLLLLLL

THIS GUY SUCKS ♥♥♥♥ AT ULTRAKILL

You're such a skibidi sigma dude I stg.

I'm just going to say it: i love you. Everytime I see your pfp or discord status change into something that doesn't match mine it breaks my heart. When I see you talking or hanging out with other people I get jealous because the truth is, I want you all to myself. i see a future with you and i want to be married to you. i want to be your boyfriend and you write my name in your bio and ill write yours. I want people to know you're mine and that I'm yours. I want to call you for hours at a time stare back at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind. I want to be on call when you sleep and when you wake up. I want you forever. I know you don't feel the same way and im probably jsut another online person you game with but i seriously love you. and i dont love easily. i think you're so cute and i want to see your face more often you're my baby and i want you to only give attention to me :) i dont care about anything else just you and me against the world baby <3

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hua hua hua hua *fard*

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

this is so swag

I'm gonna

whatchu gonna do when a ninja pull up on you?

lame

drip goku

that's me

blt

johnny "epic" test

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ew bad player

Am I late for the bronze league party? XD

lol

+rep
best twitch streamer

stop bullying :(

noob

nah