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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 4:34am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:42am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:42am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:52am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:55am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:53pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:25am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:26am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:45pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 2:29pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:27am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 2:44pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:20am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:01am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:11pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:45am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:36am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:32am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:31am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:28pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:45pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:45am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 7:16pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:31am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:38am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 9:12pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:37pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 12:52am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:15am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:30am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 6:25pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:42am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 2:58pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:26am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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