Recent reviews by Rffrice

5 minutes into my first session, right after I completed the tutorial, I was overwhelmed with the beauty that this game spews out of every metaphysical orifice, I started sobbing, unable to tell if i was having a seizure due to sensory overload, or if i was having a spiritual experience due to the pure, unadulterated beauty of this game. I was nothing before this game, and after i have decided to be done I will either be dead or nothing, either way this game represents the pinnacle of humanity.

>Be Me
>Beat the game
>Hear that if you're low level the deck chair insta-kills
>Am level 8
>Think "I got to level 8 by getting all the chairs I should be fine"
>Dies
10/10 game got what i paid for

There monkey and turtle!?!?!? 10/10

Booba!!

Extremely fun bite sized warriors style battles, along with the great level design, although the difficulty curve is very strange, like some bosses are way harder than others, and jails are not consistent in difficulty or length. (cough cough okinawa jail cough cough)

Mutants are funny

Zombie funy

I love this game and all, but the denuvo really is making me not have as good a time as i would be having.

One of the story scenes made me cry.
It was Tachibana's death

Sus