Recent reviews by Yaoi Wowie

play with your friends, but play with randos too. theres some really funny people out there.

B O D Y H O R R O R

Football is a sport.


Go packers.
-John Madden, 2007

Dear. Lord. I love getting stuck in this game, because it gives me an excuse to look for more things. I have so many things! Notes, Journal pages, weapons, tools, upgrades, and all sorts of stuff. It's basically what Metroid could have become if they didnt waste thier time reinventing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wheel, and instead decided to make the existing wheel a bit nice with JUMPING THAT ACTULLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RESPONDS.

Don't be an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, don't whine about the price, it's easily worth twice as much. Maybe triple! If you like Metroid, you will like this. It's not metroidvania, because there is little to no "vania" to be found.

Dear God.

Where do I even start? This game has everything, except for an abundance of limbs. Theres helicopters, and guns, and there was a man on fire for some reason...brick even killed a guy. I don't even know why he was in the game.

The real fun is at your Motherbase. I spend entirley too much time abusing my soilders in this game. When I got the water gun upgrade, things started to get real, I'll tell you what. Water boarding is the one thing Hideo left out of the game though, as I squirt people in the face consistantly, and all they do is go "ECH! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"

There's missions and stuff too, but all in all, I just like kidnapping people for my PMC and treating them like garbage. AND THEY THANK ME FOR IT.

This game is literally my life. The only thing that gets me harder is a Catholic Priest at Sunday School (or maybe a baby otter) This is an outstanding, immensely deep, and polished game in an entirely new genre. It's one of the most revolutionary games out there. The open worlds are AMAZING. There is so much to do now. Team up with your friends to make castles that reach into the sky, or maybe dig a tunnel to the center of the earth. Whatever your fancy it's so worth the cash.

I just wish i was a little more like League of Legends and a little less like Halo.

If you like math and big weeners in your mouth then you will love this game!

This game blows. Don't bother, ending sucked.

Paygay 2 is pretty cool guy. Makes me want to rape my mother, and doesn't even burn me.

Definitely Recommend this game!!!!