Recent reviews by Rev. Thwack

Spend 40 minutes trying to build the perfect log flume ride, crash to desktop with graphics driver errors.

Load autosave, and finish ride again. Test the ride, open it up to public, and start decorating the area. Crash to desktop again.

Load new autosave, re-decorate, and watch ride until I get another crash to desktop.

Still had a blast.


20/10 - Would CTD again.

It's a lot of fun while it lasts, just don't look for a long game. 10 hours is plenty of time to see the sights and finish the game.

>Load game
>Make character
>"hmm... distinct hinting at impending doom"
>mad *redacted* to the *redacted*
>"that *redacted* doesn't look good"
>watch some *censored* *redacted* my *redacted* and then *redacted* my *redacted*
>spend the next 5 hours building an outpost and forgetting there's actually a compelling story

10/10. Would buy again.

A game that lets a diver driving a steam roller pave over the ocean until he manages to tame a dragon, which he then uses to go fireball a cowboy. My childhood is giddy.

I throughly enjoyed the short amount of time I spent playing this game... unfortunately that time is done, as Ubisoft and uPlay have decided I don't really want to be able to play it anymore. I guess that $50 was just a rental fee, huh Ubisoft?

I wanted to write a review for the game and suggest it to people because it's kind of fun, but I spent too many coins on the Party Hats DLC to be able to buy the Literacy DLC. Maybe if I save up for a bit I'll get to where I can write that review.

Having an awesome concept for some gameplay mechanics doesn't mean you have an awesome concept for a game. In this case, attention to gameplay was ignored while the devs wrestled with trying to actually implement engine mechanics, yet did a very poor job at even that.

Buggy, runs poorly, boring, unbalanced, and just no fun.