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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:50am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 10:50pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:38am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:00pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:38am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:31pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:49am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 9:08am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:31pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:25am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 9:25am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:08pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:47am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:54pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:59pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:18pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:54pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:47am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:39pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:47am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:11pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:11am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:32pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:56pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 12:03am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:47am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:26pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:14am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 5:59pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:44pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:32pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:52am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:09pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:16pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:07pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked