Recent reviews by returner

fav game, league suck

A great game in almost every aspect that will get better with age. Yes it has its issues, but anyone who says that bethesda ruined the entire fallout franchise with this game is just being a whiny ♥♥♥♥♥.

one time i jumped off a small rock, died, and respawned on the other side of the map.


10/10 would jump off a small rock, die, and respawn on the other side of the map again

If your looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if your looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.

Ingredients:
1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie

Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.

Increadible game but the anticheat is worse than VAC...

10/10- like destiny but its actually good

10/10 like skyrim with skyrim

I know that alot of people wrote a sarcastic review of the "game" but im here to give you the facts

For one this is not a "Game" this it art. From the very beginning of the game, you are fully submerged in the corrupt world of appropriatley shaped food,endermen and spooky scary ninja turtles with shrek faces. But the more you explore the vast world, the more you absorb the pure beauty of the land. Feel free to party with deadmou5, go on a rollarcoaster, or even try some shrooms. This game is a passion, and i will allways remember its many hours of gameplay.

Words simply cannot describe this game. It is by far the most decade defining thing ever to be found on steam, and i strongly recomend it. A true epic. Like skyrim with goats.

11/10 never forget