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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:04am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:04am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 10:15am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 3:24am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:14am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 1:34am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:44am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 10:23am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 4:57am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:52pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 26 May, 2014 @ 7:26am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 11:47am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 5:50am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2014 @ 3:17am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2014 @ 10:18am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2018 @ 6:08am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2018 @ 12:35pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 1:15am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2014 @ 8:15am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 5:06am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:09am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 2:51am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:51am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:25am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:59am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:55am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:45am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:23am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:32am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:08am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 12:06pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 9:14am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 5:27am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 3:35am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:35am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:26am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 6:45am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:48am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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