Hey, are you there? Haha.. I know this may sound cheesy, but.. I just really hate you. I hate everything about you. Whenever I see you online.. I can't help but frown. Seeing you is enough to make me pissed. Seriously, how could such a ♥♥♥♥ person such as you be my friend? I really don't deserve you. You're so ♥♥♥♥.. my discord kitten. I hate you. You're the bane of my life. Without you, I would have been this happy. Can we talk less? I don't enjoy your company. Can we call less? I hate listening to your voice. Can we stop being with each other for a little longer? I hate you so much.

❓ how many 🔢 tugs 🚢 did I have 🔄 this year ⌛
And 😮 how many ♾️ times ❌ did my bed 🛌 get sticky 👊 💦 ⁉️
Had an Uncle 😯 who's name was Ricky 🧔‍♂️
Took me 😰 in a van 🚌 and he touched 😱 my dicky 🍆
And I didn't 😫 🙏 wanna tell 🤐 Aunt Vicky 🧔‍♀️ 💬 🚫
So I went 🏃‍♂️ Police Station 🚔 real quickly 🚀 ‼️
🤔 And how many years did he get 🔒 ⁉️
☝️ Top of my head, I think about fifteen. 1️⃣ 5️⃣🔥

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

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