Recent reviews by Rendelf

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garbage

Who can play this garbage with the stuttering and UI glitches? Am I the only one?

Desktop beach girls are so much better than irl women. This is not up for debate.

It's offensively bland and boring. It might be the biggest waste of time in the entirety of gaming when you consider they added pointless NG+ loops so they can say it's a multiverse to appeal to redditors. 99.9% of the land in the game is completely barren, with nothing to do on it. There really is no excuse for this level of atrociousness and developmental misstep. Developers are not doing anything new. We know what works and what doesn't. All developers have to do is listen to consumer feedback and implement those ideas. But because developers have ♥♥♥♥ leadership and or held back by garbage technology (creation engine), they continue making the same mistakes: simplified gameplay, bad writing, outdated visuals, graphical bugs, unoptimized, half-baked features, over-promised and over-sold innovations, etc. Stop defending multi-billion-dollar companies in a multi-billion-dollar industry for producing unfinished, bloated, and boring garbage. Don't get me started with the virtue signaling quotas used here. Rainbow capitalism is a cancer among these industries. Random npcs don't look human at all. They're all either fat or freakishly skinny, with hair that does not match the rest of their phenotype (maybe they're all abbos). Look through my screenshots for reference. It seems beyond meat is highly popular in the world of starfield, because every random npc looks to be an androgynous tumblr user. I don't want to open a game and immediately see the most uncanny-looking presets or creation ever to be put into a video game since oblivion. PRONOUNS are the cherry on top, of course, but I digress. I'll be waiting for mods to refine the game.

Edit: 70 hours in, and I feel the same way

Huhaha! You got owned!
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Poo

Garbage and full of cheaters.

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