Hadley
California, United States
Level
23
Years of Service
650 XP
 
 
I shoved a picture of my cat up my ass, only after writing down the secret code given to me by Gwyneth Paltrow, yes, she was a DARPA agent too. Then I ran from the officers through the basement and dove headfirst out the laundry room window and jumped into my pool. I had to release the picture from my ass with the picture side up so my cat could see the sunshine, I was told. And I did.
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Morton 24 May, 2024 @ 3:58pm 
mommy?
RapidADHD 17 May, 2023 @ 2:59pm 
+rep good teammate with actual decent coms
✪ Dillers 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:09pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
The Glizzy Gobbler 30 Nov, 2019 @ 3:43pm 
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travis 25 May, 2019 @ 11:39am 
+rep great mother of a friend
The Glizzy Gobbler 6 Jun, 2018 @ 12:53pm 
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POST THIS ON SOMEONES WALL IF THEY FOUGHT AND DIED WITH YOU ON D-DAY
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