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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2016 @ 3:06am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2016 @ 11:51am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2016 @ 11:53am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2016 @ 12:35pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 1:45am

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 2:06am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 2:13am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 2:15am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 2:30am

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 2:39am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 2:45am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 2:47am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 3:07am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 3:10am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2016 @ 2:57am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2016 @ 7:24am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2016 @ 10:47am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2016 @ 7:49am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2016 @ 10:54am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2016 @ 8:08am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2016 @ 11:03am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2016 @ 11:34am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2016 @ 11:42am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2016 @ 11:58am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 3:01am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 7:22am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2016 @ 7:53am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 7:27am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2016 @ 3:51pm

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2016 @ 11:38am



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.