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A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream. The scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "because if I sting you while you cross the stream, surely I shall drown."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out. But in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, but has just enough time to gasp "Why? Now you shall surely drown!"

"Lol," said the scorpion. "Lmao"
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A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream. The scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "because if I sting you while you cross the stream, surely I shall drown."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out. But in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, but has just enough time to gasp "Why? Now you shall surely drown!"

"Lol," said the scorpion. "Lmao"
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Ghworg 25 Mar @ 10:16pm 
The word you're looking for is "fanatic"
Something Edgy 24 Mar @ 4:28am 
-rep raging xenophobe
Good Joke 27 Feb @ 8:09pm 
you are sleeping
PopCat 26 Sep, 2024 @ 2:13pm 
banger profile :AdversaryExcited:
Eyeffect 3 May, 2024 @ 12:50am 
i say disco you say party.
Disco disco?
Pumpkin 21 Nov, 2023 @ 9:21am 
Joe many logerals does it take to liberal the joe by the bolb?!?! None!!! Their too log!!! Their liberal!?!?!!