the man (sometimes a woman), the myth (slightly busted), the legend (not really). the god of the nyans, meows, uwus, and rawrs. He XDs like no others. He singlehandedly depleted nepal's foreign currency reserve by buying all the games there exist and then some. He makes you realize that you are not as good as him when it comes to nerding in games. He reverse engineers games just to increase that gold production by 0.001%. He needs a challenge; may it be optimizing a farm, or fondling as many phallic shaped objects as humanely possible. The legend that is absolute zero with absolute zero ♥♥♥♥♥ to give.

'Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a knife. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Tenz missing his blade storm. Shame on you Absolute Zero for almost mudering me!'

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

stfu

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this player is fantastic, but owes me $1,000. Give back or I will reveal