When I was a boy my grandfather would take me up to his basement. He would then take down a chest and open it and show me there was a mermiad inside and would then have me make love with the mermaid for his sick sexual pleasure. When I was older, I revisited that same basement and found that the mermaid in that chest was no mermaid... but a dead monkey with its legs sewn together.

My anus can quiver like a rabbits nostril

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They believed that the lotus flower gave them strength and power; remains of the flower have been found in the burial tomb of Ramesses II. Egyptian tomb paintings from around 1500 BC provide some of the earliest physical evidence of ornamental horticulture and landscape design; they depict lotus ponds surrounded by symmetrical rows of acacias and palms. In Egyptian mythology Horus was occasionally shown in art as a naked boy with a finger in his mouth sitting on a lotus with his mother. The lotus was one of the two earliest Egyptian capitals motifs, the topmost members of a column. At that time, the motifs of importance are those based on the lotus and papyrus plants respectively, and these, with the palm tree capital, were the chief types employed by the Egyptians, until under the Ptolemies in the 3rd to 1st centuries BC, various other river plants were also employed, and the conventional lotus capital went through various modifications.

1:44 AM - D Himself: Tmi you ♥♥♥♥ lord
1:44 AM - Morfeed: i've been naked since 10

*poop*

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