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Q: Is this you in the picture?
A: Yes. This is me.

Q: I have this weird tingly feeling in my stomach when I see your picture. Whats wrong with me?
A: Nothing, bro, most people feel that way when they see me.

Q: Why don't you have negative comments on your profile?
A: Everybody loves me.

Q: Are you gay?
A: No, sorry, bro.

Q: Would you turn gay for me?
A: No, I am busy enough already.

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