Recent reviews by mendeshumanoid

I have won three games in a row and have no idea what happened to cause a checkmate in any of them

Things I did in To Be or Not To Be

* Had Hamlet and Ophelia make out for a while and forget about the whole revenge thing, multiple times
* Rap twice, once more successfully than the other
* Die in a book and therefore die in real life
* Do a killing spree in the wrong order
* Make stew
* Invent the alcohol thermometer
* Find a sunken pirate ship
* Lie about how attracted Ophelia was to Hamlet, and receive divine retribution
* Play the entire thing canonically from start to finish, and it was somehow the funniest one because the author repeatedly called me out

10/10 would buy again

Mild improvements aren't enough to make this the game it was, or the game it could be.