eagle one-taps💢

Game on!

+rep strong defender

Hey fam, you'll never guess what I just found in my room! It was like a scene straight out of a horror movie! My friend Reed's mom's vibrator was hiding behind the pillow on my bed. I know it sounds super cringe and shocking, but it was like finding a bag of crushed dreams or something. And to make matters worse, I accidentally dropped it during my escape attempt, causing it to make that loud, buzzing sound that no one wants to hear in their bedroom. It's just such a bizarre and awkward situation. But hey, at least now we all know your mom has some spicy nights ahead! So if you ever find yourself asking "what would the craziest post on someone's steam profile look like?" Well, this is it folks. This is the peak of lame-ness and shocking-ness combined in one cringe-worthy tale that will haunt your dreams for years to come!

Deagle precision

you forgot to put bbb in your name bro you have to match your boyfriends