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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2013 @ 5:12pm

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2013 @ 5:26pm

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2013 @ 5:29pm

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2013 @ 7:06pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2013 @ 7:29pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2013 @ 7:56pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2013 @ 3:17pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2013 @ 3:20pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2013 @ 8:14am

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2013 @ 8:25am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2013 @ 8:34am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2013 @ 8:42am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2013 @ 9:23am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2013 @ 9:29am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 4:48am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 6:41am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 6:19am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 7:10am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 7:18am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 5:49am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 7:26am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 8:37am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 8:53am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 9:30am

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2013 @ 5:24pm

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2013 @ 5:27pm

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2013 @ 6:03pm

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2013 @ 6:22pm

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2013 @ 9:11am

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2013 @ 12:23pm

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2013 @ 12:16pm

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2013 @ 3:39pm

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2013 @ 3:40pm

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2013 @ 3:20pm

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 8:44am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 8:47am

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 9:16am

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2013 @ 9:18am



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.