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┃ 🎮 Rank: Former Pro / Plat Warrior in Spirit
┃ 🕹️ Status: Retired R6 Sweat (but muscle memory hits diff)
┃ 🎯 Role: Entry Fragger / Occasional Team Liability
┃ 💡 Strat: Swing first, apologize in killcam
┃ 📉 Win Rate: 1v5 clutch potential (pending historical review)
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Back in my day, we droned *once* and pre-fired everything that moved.

I didn’t just play R6 — I *breathed* breach charges and spawnpeeks.

Now? Washed... but dangerous. Reflexes like an old panther.

Still fast, still dumb, still a problem.

✅ Wall-banged a teammate through soft cover (sorry, Jim)
✅ Spawnpeeked before the announcer finished talking
✅ Reinforced the wrong wall and committed to the bit
✅ 3K while flashbanged, smoke-choked, and screaming on comms
✅ Survived a ranked match with zero comms and four trolls
✅ Once planted in the open and somehow got away with it

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🕵️‍♂️ If I’m online, invite me — I don’t hover queue screens for fun.
📬 Add me? Drop a comment first, I’m picky.
🚫 No random trades, scammy links, or “CS case open” bots. I'm not trading you.
🧼 Toxicity gets blocked.
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🧠 Life motto: "Rush. Regret. Repeat."
🥇 Best at: Swinging corners like it's my last act on Earth
💀 Worst at: Not swinging corners like it’s my last act on Earth