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1 person found this review helpful
57.3 hrs on record (46.7 hrs at review time)
1. Find big stick
2. Hit things with big stick
3. Die
4. Repeat steps 1-3

10/10
Posted 22 April, 2024.
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37.2 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
So you're at the main menu:
Click "Resume Game" -> Crashes

Click "New Game -> works

Exit the tutorial, go to the menu click "Save: -> Crashes

You start all over again, find some raiders, go to attack them -> Crashes

Would love to be able to play the game soon, especially $60 later. Even by early access standards, this is pretty poor at the moment.
Posted 1 April, 2020.
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6.4 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
great program. worth it 100%
Posted 22 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
251.3 hrs on record (214.2 hrs at review time)
not bad
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
403.0 hrs on record (199.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO but with gadgets, better graphics and no jiggle peaking. What else can I say?
Posted 21 November, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
248.9 hrs on record (227.7 hrs at review time)
What a complete joke of a game:
- Microtransactions for as far as they eye can see
- Absolute trash mechanics (nice job ruining driving)
- Frequent crashes
- Worse netcode than a battlefield game
- Chinese hackers in almost every game
- TEMPORARY ITEMS YOU HAVE TO EARN?!?!?!?!?
- Parachuting still sucks and if you try to land one centimeter too close to a building you either get stuck in it or just sit in
the air for 20 minutes while everyone else around you gets guns to collectively murder you

PUBG corp and Tencent did a great job of turning what was a great early access into a cheapskate's money grab. You betrayed gamers, misled millions and sit around like you've done something great.

After the amount of hours I've spent in in this game, I surely expected the Early Access stage of the game to be just the beginning. But no. It was the beginning and the end of this game and I hope to god that nobody is stupid enough to waste their money like I, and so many other people did.
Posted 27 June, 2018.
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7 people found this review helpful
130.0 hrs on record (85.1 hrs at review time)
Dear Rockstar

You've done a great job of completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourselves

Keep up the hard work, and maybe you'll reach No Man's Sky levels of hatred like you deserve

Regards,

SpArKz :)
Posted 28 June, 2017. Last edited 28 June, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,241.4 hrs on record (718.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
0/10. Valve had a great thing going here! Everything was going well, until.... I can't even bring myself to say this.... They changed the rifle sounds. How much does Valve expect us to take?! After a long, drawn out bombardment of absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the CSGO development, they still haven't worked out that they are the development version of AIDS. There's only so far we can be pushed, and by turning the AK and the M4 into literal NAIL GUNS, I have to say, It's the last straw. I can't conceive the type of man who thinks, "Yes! Today we'll destroy more of the things everyone loves because we hate having people play our game!"

RIP CSGO

♥♥♥♥ this game and ♥♥♥♥ valve, I'm out.
Posted 28 September, 2016. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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