long rat committing crimes

Also known as: kutekute ("black jaguar that looks like a puppy, but when you play with it, it grows in size and never dies")

"I'll split the atom! I am the fifth dimension! I am the eighth wonder of the world!" - Gef the extra, extra clever mongoose

BARKEEP I BETTER GET MY WOLFBAT FURSUIT WITHIN THE NEXT TEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SECONDS OR SO HELP ME GOD ILL WRITE ABOUT YOU IN THE PAPER AND MAKE YOU AN EVEN BIGGER MENACE THAN THAT BULLPEN MONKEY CHUCKIE SHEEN

在冰层下，还有无数的狼蝙蝠，它们会有什么样的命运呢？ Under the ice, there are numerous wolf bat, they will have what kind of destiny?

GLITCH PLEASE DONT YOU KNOW IM VICE PURRESIDENT OF TALON INC *jacks into the FurFrame* *this is how redmans company will run*

I look out of my top story office and sigh. I stand up from my gem-encrusted chair with ferret-carved armrests and scream "This is all GOING TO GO TO ♥♥♥♥ ONE DAY."

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One group, described as a “militant anticommunist right wing organization, more of an activist group than is the more well known John Birch Society,” was used on at least four separate occasions. The Bureau developed a long-range program to use the organization in “counterintelligence activity” by establishing a fictitious person named “Lester Johnson” who sent letters, made phone calls, offered financial support, and suggested action:

"In view of the activist nature of this organization, and their lack of experience and knowledge concerning the interior workings of the [local] CP, [the field office proposes] that efforts be made to take over their activities and use them in such a manner as would be best calculated by this office to completely disrupt and neutralize the [local] CP, all without [the organization] becoming aware of the Bureau’s interest in its operation."

"Lester Johnson” used the organization to distribute fliers and letters opposing the candidacy of a lawyer running for a judgeship and to disrupt a dinner at which an alleged Communist was to speak. “Johnson” also congratulated the organization on disrupting an anti-draft meeting at a Methodist Church, furnishing further information about a speaker at the meeting, and suggested that members picket the home of a local “communist functionary.”
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Report No. 94-755 "Church Committee": Final Report of the Select Committee to Study Governmental Operations with Respect to Intelligence Activities - United States Senate: Book III - Supplementary Detailed Staff Reports on Intelligence Activities and the Rights of Americans, Pages 49-50

i like q's old name lester better tbh


Vespertilio et Mustelae Duae

Vespertilio, in terram delapsus, a mustela comprehensus fuit, a qua ♥♥♥ iamiam neci daretur, eam enixe sua pro salute rogabat. Illa vero ipsum dimittere se posse negante, quod natura volucribus omnibus inimica esset, vespertilio non avem, sed murem se esse affirmabat. Quapropter incolumis dimissus fuit. Deinde autem ♥♥♥ iterum cecidisset et ab alia mustela captus esset, tunc etiam ne voraretur orabat. Ea vero muribus omnibus se inimicam esse dicente, tum ille se non murem, sed vespertilionem esse adfirmavit atque liber rursus evasit. Ita contigit ut bis nomen mutando salutem consequeretur.

Moral: Change your fursona to please your partner.

[6:52 PM]
freak:
you're gay but will ♥♥♥♥ anyway thing and everything because you're neon colored ferret with wings of an angel but also a demon