Redbeard
Zlazloj Zlizlek   Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
 
 
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1,698 Hours played
Pros:
  • Best cooperative gameplay since you died 3,4724,980 times playing Battletoads on SNES with your brother.
  • You can dance and drink. You can dance and drink simultaneously! 🍻
  • Mining feels good. It feels right. It feels solid. 🍆⛏
  • Cosmetics are super happy fun times for all and definitely something to keep you playing. 💈⛑
  • Actually challenging unless you crank that difficulty but hey then you only have yourself to blame! 🙃
  • Boss fights = Fun. 👿
  • Huge amount of variety in levels (Biomes, really) and enemies. 😁
  • Multiple progression paths: Perks, player level, class level, cosmetics, item upgrades. There's so much to do. 🤩
  • Soundtrack is actually good and contextually appropriate. 🎶
  • Running into events and bonus loot is a joyous experience! 🏰
  • Dwarves? Dwarfs? Dorfs? Anyway, they speak funny and mek joek. 😄

Cons
  • Occasionally the controls aren't so smooth. You go to use your pick-axe, but you can't. You try to shoot, but you can't. KINDA ANNOYING. I thought it was my laptop with some kind of key rollover issue but I get it occasionally on my desktop computer too. 😠
  • There are clear dominant strategies with regard to perks and weapons. A lot of the perks are a bit crap, and usually the unlocked weapons are clear upgrades over the original weapons. 🤷‍♂️
  • Nobody uses voice chat in public games. 😢
  • Sometimes the level geometry is just impossible for some classes to navigate, and sometimes you run into huge areas that only end up being red herrings insofar as your objective is concerned. You feel a bit misled after spending half an hour in such a massive space when you finally leave that expanse behind and find a tiny tunnel that progresses your mission. 😑
  • ....... 🤔

10/10 would kill a Crassus again. 💰🤑💰
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last played on 28 Mar
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Cole 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37pm 
Merry Christmass and Happy Holidays!
Scavvy 2 Jan, 2014 @ 4:17am 
going for level 40? :D booooost
Uncs_AU 28 May, 2012 @ 4:44am 
"They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America?" - Fidel Castro
Uncs_AU 24 May, 2012 @ 3:32am 
We should have another board game night soon good sir!
Chiko 10 Feb, 2012 @ 2:35am 
All your base belong to me
a1diotic 22 Oct, 2011 @ 6:33am 
oh ok