Recent reviews by binglesnort

its a fun game and is satisfying, but its a little too lacking to be worth 30 bucks.

Even though the game has emphasis on parkour and technique, i expected the environment to facilitate this game's movement, something similar in feeling to an old assassin's creed game where you can climb almost every building in multiple ways, but of course you are moving faster in this case. Instead this game is divided into 6 open levels, all a little too small and lackluster, both visually and in level design.

The levels all contain time trials, which are expectedly fun to perfect if you like trialing, but also contain activities called "trick rush" where you accumulate points with this game's extensive move list. They are not especially interesting to do and not what I buy a parkour game for, this wouldn't be a problem if trick rushes and time trials were the only things to do in this game, and every level only has like 3 of each of these activities.

Ultimately this is a good game. It is noticeably too cheap in some areas but it is actually fun to run in this game, i recommend getting this game on sale and to play with friends or online to alievate the dryness in some aspects of the game.

pretty coo pretty coo

Melee Users

"oh man I can't wait to hit that monster with my optimal combo"
roars
"he can interrupt me every minute? that sucks man but its cool i guess"
charges to other side of the room
"okay thats pretty annoying how I gotta run to it every time it does that"
moves one inch
"man this game has such great hitboxes. really good hitboxes, its really fun how accurate these hitboxes are"
runs to the other side of the map

0/10 game. incredibly bad gameplay. the player character does not feel good to control, the combat is very annoying, times when you can hit monsters are very sparse or ineffective. it is not enjoyable pressing a button and for it to take 2-3 seconds for it to actually do anything. there is a difference between making a game difficult and making a game annoying, please look at dark souls for reference. in fact, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buy dark souls, this game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible, who actually enjoys this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage


Heavy Bowgun Users

"oh man I can't wait for murder"
dies

9/10 game. It feels great taking down all sorts of monsters and feeling like a total badass while 5 billion orange numbers pop out of my screen. It's so satisfying having all of my hits land on monsters. I truly feel like a Monster Hunter when I play this game!

Mario Kart, Sega All stars racing, Sonic riders, sonic drifyt, sonic R, Big Rigs, Crash Team Racing, Pixar's Cars, Pixar's Cars 2, Pixar's Cars 3 = Disciples

Garfield Kart = Jesus Christ Reincarnate.

Exposure to this game cleansed me of all my sins and my Hep-C. It is godly!