"Ellis, at this point it's pretty obvious horror games don't have the desired effect on you, but I need you to play SOMA so I can watch." - Jamie, 2020

- Just walked from objective to objective, ignoring all the spooky monsters whilst Jamie watched the entire playthrough being scared in my place.

"Ellis, I've bought you The Forest because no-one else dares play it with me and you ain't afraid of no cannibals." - Jamie, 2017

- Wasn't afraid of no cannibals, didn't waste time building no stupid wooden shack. I am one with the caves, cave-dwelling mutants should stick to terrorising Let's Players on YouTube.

"Ellis, buy Divinity and play with me because no-one else is reliable." - Jamie, 2018

- Played through half of the game with Jamie, then played it all over again by myself because nobody else is reliable. Jamie has commitment issues.

"You couldn't complete Amnesia, you don't know how terrifying it is." - Terrified Jamie, 2012

- Casually strolled through Amnesia as if the monsters followed strict mechanics, which they did. I am also fearless.

"You couldn't complete Dark Souls, you don't know how hard it is." - Impatient Jamie, 2012 (After rage-quitting.)

- Completed Dark Souls in a couple of days. I don't need no drake sword.