Recent reviews by Readzie

Amazing game that tickles all the right parts of the ADHD hivemind.
You will see numbers go up and it will excite your monkey brain.
Beatable in 3.5 hours, which makes the the most dopamine i've ever gotten out of £2.49, amazing little timewaster to kill an afternoon.

This review is locked behind a £9.99/mo subscription included in the super mega ultra deluxe-we-mean-it edition, or available for purchase from the Ubisoft store

Just go play POSTAL 2 instead.

Essentially ♥♥♥♥ & Ball Torture but you get to look at pretty tanks. You will constantly be placed against players in MUCH better tanks than you (An up-tier.) courtesy of the games stupid ranking system of tanks. A tank at 3.7 can fight tanks from 2.7 to 4.7, yet this game will ALWAYS put you against the 4.7. Yet when you get to 4.7, you never get your 4.7 games. Instead pushed into 5.7.

If you stick to the low tiers with friends, you will have fun. Otherwise you will grind more than a Puerto Rican hooker.

This review has been censored for a console friendly release that 100% doesn't go against the core tenets of what the game is meant to be!

Removed mods. Long standing feature gone for no reason. Bit cringe.

More grinding than a Thai Femboy happy ending.
But seeing "Skinning" go from 23 to 24 is just pure neuron activation.

Upon first booting the game up I got a popup for suicide prevention awareness. Sums up the game experience thoroughly.

I got this game about two weeks ago and started playing last week; and have already sunk 35 hours into it.
I have no clue what I'm doing half the time but it's amazing fun with friends.

EVERY part of your submarine can be customised in the editor.
For example;
One of the starter ships 'Azimuth' that comes installed with the game lacks a fabricator, has a huge blind-spot, is painted an ugly colour & the entire ship is wired poorly so that if one junction box breaks everything stops working.

Because I'm a massive autist I spent 50 minutes adding a fabricator, repainting the ship, adjusting guns & their positioning. Even wiring in a new gun. Then rewiring the entire power network to be in parallel instead of in series.

And it bloody worked.

This game is great if you have even one friend that owns it. The atmosphere alone is enough to repaint your trouser legs a shade of white. Perfect for people that love customising, atmospheric games & generally a fun experience.

also you can honk bike horns
praise the hjónk mother

Don't waste your money. Half of the content is locked behind a paywall over double the price the base game. The foundations for an amazing RTS game are there. But the stupid financial decisions made by this money hungry company have ruined those foundations