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My pee smells like warm maple syrup. And not just a little bit. It’s strong. Friends come over and ask if I’m making pancakes. “No, I just peed,” I’d say. Then utter confusion. I always thought this was normal, and everyone’s pee smelled like syrup. When I’d wake up as a kid, and my mom was preparing breakfast, the smell of syrup would resonate in the room. I thought that everyone had just taken their morning piss, I had no idea that syrup was the source. Sometimes I ♥♥♥♥ myself. Does anyone else’s pee smell like syrup? Is this dangerous? My girlfriend doesn’t know about it. When she asks why I smell like syrup I just pretend I had pancakes for breakfast. I don’t tell her it’s because I pissed my pants. Pls help

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