Born at the age of 12 Eric had 15 years of his life to look back on. In all that time he learned some of the cold hard truths of life, but then, he could never really remember them for very long. Years later, at the ripe age of 9, he would get his first taste of alcohol, it was a lasting friendship that may never die. Often finding trouble in his many drunken stupors Eric was forced to spend his great fortune eared from professional existing in his attmpts to make amends. Now, given the opportunity by ♥♥♥♥♥ to bury the secret of life so that no one finds it, he searches for the perfect hiding spot by speaking to kindergardeners across the world.