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Batang, Jawa Tengah, Indonesia 
🔋 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 💃
🌽 🥒 🎽 🎈 🐊 🎫 👳 🏀 🎍 🍆
"MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?" "No, Calvin." "CAN I RIDE MY
TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF?" "No, Calvin." "Then can I have a cookie?" "No, Calvin."
("She's on to me.")
I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow
on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...?
--- Calvin
Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts.
I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Hobbes: Probably so we can think
twice.
🌂 📀 ⛳ 🎽 💄 👑 🌋 📗 🌏 🐝