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42 of 50 (84%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2015 @ 4:46pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2015 @ 5:49pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 1:17am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 3:32pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 10:08pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 10:49pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 8:36pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 8:53pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 1:42pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2015 @ 6:04pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 1:21am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 9:20pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 2:47pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 10:33pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 1:56am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 1:36pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 1:36am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2015 @ 6:40pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2015 @ 4:58pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 2:49pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2015 @ 6:27pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 8:03pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 1:45am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 1:13am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 3:06pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 11:57am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 7:36pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 9:26pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 1:49pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 1:22am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 11:04am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 12:38pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2015 @ 4:08pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2015 @ 4:08pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 8:58pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 3:10pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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