Artist | Bird Freak | Alien | Stinky
I study fish



Onion: wildstar responded to my ticket
Onion: theyre just gonna send the resonators from my account to yours
Onion: and i had to tell
Onion: the senior gm of wildstar
Onion: that your name
Onion: was zucc salaman

Onion: scp R4X-3N0 is a particularly interesting scp that is known throughout the facility to have a horrible odor.

Onion: *posts pic* here's a baby bunny I saw
Rax: Aw he's adorable!
Onion: I stomped that f ucker.

Onion: Lying to me should be illegal

Onion's mom: What are you doing?
Onion: Reading some gay person's cover letter
Onion's mom: Oh you're with Rax?

Rax: I think I like the idea of the keytar
Onion: RaX are you gonna need the keytar talk?
Rax: The keytar talk?
Onion: Keytars
Onion: Are keytarded

Onion: My dog ♥♥♥♥ on my bed today
Rax: *laughs hysterically*
Onion: It's not funny!!
Onion's mom in the distance: Well, there IS some beauty to it.

*Upon seeing a picture of my birds*
Onion: I think your dogs have autism

Onion: Soldier's voice actor is a bean.
Rax: Did you know he can't scream because of voice cancer?
Onion: V O I C E C A N C E R

Onion: my ♥♥♥♥♥ craves more white blood

*thrashes around mic*
Onion: 𝑫ᵉsᵖᵢᴛᵉ

Onion: I'm cummin
Rax: . . .
Onion: I thought you'd like to know
Rax: Oh I was just DYING
Onion: God I wish I was doing that

Onion: ᶜʰᵃ ᶜʰᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡ ˢᵐᵒᵒᵗʰ

Rax: I don't know what to do with myself rn.
Onion: What if I hit you with that Dreamworks brow?

Condor: Wow you're selling unusuals can I sleep with you?
Random guy on well_cp: no
Condor: You're a homophobe

Condor: shut up I'll kill you to death

Condor: don't cook my pp

Condor: shut the ♥♥♥♥ your lips

Condor: I squeeze my bewbs

Condor: I am not a cucmumber

Onion: Condor you remind me of someone
Condor: Jesus?

Onion: Rax why didn't you heal me???
Condor: She was eating sour children

Condor: Gingers are known for their fresh scents.

Onion: I bought a new graphics card and cpu
Condor: I bought cashews


Penny: Whats wrong with smelling like buttcheeks?

Penny: mY ASS
Penny: IS BLEEDING
Penny: LEM O N J U I C E

Penny: CRACKER BUTTHOLE

Penny: Is it possible to make bread with my vaginal yeast?

Penny: im currently charting a system song, so im all free for anything, whether its MVM, more Griffin Left Ace Atitty, or anything!
Rax: GRIFFIN LEFT ACE ATITTY

Penny: I've never hit this solo before
*nails clone hero solo on the second try*
Penny: GRIND IS DONE


Kalysus: My ass stinks

Kalysus: If he doesn't answer the call I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ his pants.

Kalysus: poop lunch.png

Kalysus: Chunkolate Chimp goes to camp