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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 11:12am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 11:49pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:01am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 10:38am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:07am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:44am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:49am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:41am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 11:06am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:13am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 8:55am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08am