Recent reviews by Ratmore

If you are reading this, you probably need to play this game. Don't read anything about it, just do yourself a major favor and play this game. If you are disappointed, find me on Facebook or something and I will offer my sincerest apologies. Seriously, I'm the only "ratmore" on the internet, it shouldn't be hard to find me/my real name. I mean, there are a few people that steal my name here and there - I remember back on Neopets I had to use the handle "neorat" - yeah, real original. The "ratmore" account owner didn't even play for more than a month. My 10-year-old self was NOT pleased with this at all...in fact, if you're reading this right now, ratmore-imposter, know that it has taken me YEARS to forgive you. I haven't even touched Neopets in a decade, and...oh my god, is my Chia still alive?? Has anyone been feeding her? Neopets can't die - has she just been on the edge of death, starving for years on end? I...have to go...

Oh, Undertale. You (specifically!) should absolutely play this game. Like, now.

Though quite short (4-7 hours depending on your pace and side content completed), this game was very fun to play and aesthetically gorgeous. Obviously, the biggest draw is the narrator character who speaks during most of your adventure, often bemusing over your mistakes as well. There's a lot of replayability here, as well, and this is coming from someone who practically never plays a completed game a second time. If you see this on sale, grab it quick.

RATMORE IS THE TRAITOR. IT'S RATMORE. KILL RATMORE ON-SIGHT, HE SHOT ME. ANYONE GOT EYES ON RATMORE???? How do I possess the bird?