Welcome, wanderer of profiles and collector of digital dust. You’ve stumbled upon this strange corner of the internet where bios go unread and avatars silently judge. Perhaps you're here by accident. Perhaps you're searching for meaning. Or perhaps you're simply bored. Regardless, sit down. Stay a while. Nobody else will.

Level 48 in procrastination. Maxed out sarcasm. Perk: Overthinking Everything.

I don’t play games—I enter worlds. Sometimes I leave them running while I cook pasta. Other times I fall asleep in a menu screen, dreaming of achievements I’ll never unlock. I own hundreds of games and play about seven. You know the type.

Do I mod Skyrim? Yes.
Do I actually play Skyrim anymore? Also yes, but only after installing 187 mods and crashing 12 times.
Do I love pixel art indie games that make me cry? Deeply.

I once climbed a mountain in Death Stranding to deliver a package I didn’t need to deliver, just to see the view. I have no regrets.

Here’s a list nobody asked for:

Favorite boss fights: The ones I win by accident

Least favorite NPCs: Escort missions

Hours logged: Mostly while alt-tabbed

Achievements unlocked: Emotionally? Working on it.

Best genre: The one that lets me pet a dog

Favorite game: Depends on the year, mood, and planetary alignment

Sometimes I join games and forget why I launched them.
Sometimes I uninstall them just to reinstall them 10 minutes later.
Sometimes I stare at my library and wonder if I’m just collecting potential.

Do not add me for the following reasons:

You saw me in a match and thought “they seem chill.” I’m not. I was panicking the entire time.

You want to trade. I hoard my digital junk like a gremlin.

You think I’m good at the game. I’m not. I’m just stubborn.

If you've read this far, congratulations. You’ve unlocked the “Profile Archaeologist” achievement. There is no reward. Just a quiet knowing that you and I exist in the same absurd universe.

In conclusion:
This bio is too long.
You could’ve been gaming.
But now you’re here.
And somehow… that’s beautiful.