Americans are people who insist on living in the present, tense.
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'They were myths and they were real,' he said loudly. 'Both a wave and a particle.'
(Guards! Guards!)
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Paranoid Club meeting this Friday. Now ... just try to find out where!
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I am NOT a nut....
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Every company complaining about Microsoft's business practices is simply a
rose bush. They look lovely and smell nice. Once a lucky company dethrones
Microsoft they will shed their petals to expose the thorns underneath. A
thorn by any other name would hurt as much.
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Professor Nerdstrom: Sit. I said sit! Bad fish!
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry
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Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black
nightgowns do with keeping warm.
-- Hester Mundis, "Powermom"
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