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156.3 hrs on record (154.2 hrs at review time)
Fun and laid back, easy to learn, but hard to master
Posted 4 November, 2024.
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174.0 hrs on record (156.8 hrs at review time)
When you buy the premium edition, you'd expect to get all of the DLCs regardless if they release post purchase or not :/

Update: The '22 BMW M5 is a pain in the ass to get by auction sniping, near impossible. Put it up on the backstage market and make Every.Single.Car.Pack.Included.In.The.Premium/Ultimate.Edtition! For new buyers and existing owners. Then I'll change my review
Posted 28 January, 2024. Last edited 30 June.
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367.9 hrs on record (365.4 hrs at review time)
Runs pretty decent on the Steam Deck OLED. If you use intels upscaling instead of amd's.

Better story than GTA:V no cap
Posted 28 November, 2022. Last edited 13 September.
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46.7 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
Pour up, drank, head shot, drank
Sit down, drank, stand up, drank
Pass out, drank, wake up, drank
Faded, drank, faded, drank

Now I done grew up round some people living their life in bottles
Granddaddy had the golden flask back stroke every day in Chicago
Some people like the way it feels
Some people wanna kill their sorrows
Some people wanna fit in with the popular that was my problem
I was in the dark room loud tunes, looking to make a vow soon
That I'mma get f*cked up, fillin' up my cup I see the crowd move
Changing by the minute and the record on repeat
Took a sip, then another sip, then somebody said to me

N*gga why you babysittin' only 2 or 3 shots?
I'mma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a swimming pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
Pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
I wave a few bottles, then I watch 'em all flock
All the girls wanna play Baywatch
I got a swimming pool full of liquor and they dive in it
Pool full of liquor I'mma dive in it

Pour up, drank, head shot, drank
Sit down, drank, stand up, drank
Pass out, drank, wake up, drank
Faded, drank, faded, drank

Okay, now open your mind up and listen to me, Kendrick
I'm your conscience, if you do not hear me then you will be history, Kendrick
I know that you're nauseous right now and I'm hopin' to lead you to victory, Kendrick
If I take another one down I'mma drown in some poison abusin' my limit
I think that I'm feelin' the vibe
I see the love in her eyes,
I see the feelin' the freedom is granted as soon as the damage of vodka arrive
This how you capitalize
This is parental advice then apparently,
I'm over influenced by what you are doin' I thought I was doin' the most then someone said to me

N*gga why you babysittin' only 2 or 3 shots?
I'mma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a swimming pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
Pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
I wave a few bottles, then I watch em all flock
All the girls wanna play Baywatch
I got a swimming pool full of liquor and they dive in it
Pool full of liquor I'mma dive in it

Pour up, drank, head shot, drank
Sit down, drank, stand up, drank
Pass out, drank, wake up, drank
Faded, drank, faded, drank

I ride, you ride, bang
One chopper, one hundred shots, bang
Hop out, do you, bang?
Two chopper, two hundred shots, bang
I ride, you ride, bang
One chopper, one hundred shots, bang
Hop out, do you, bang
Two chopper, two hundred shots, bang

N*gga why you babysittin' only 2 or 3 shots?
I'mma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a swimming pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
Pool full of liquor, then you dive in it
I wave a few bottles, then I watch em all flock
All the girls wanna play Baywatch
I got a swimming pool full of liquor and they dive in it
Pool full of liquor I'mma dive in it

Pour up, drank, head shot, drank
Sit down, drank, stand up, drank
Pass out, drank, wake up, drank
Faded, drank, faded, drank
Posted 14 June, 2017. Last edited 14 June, 2017.
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2,058.1 hrs on record (2,055.0 hrs at review time)
It's absolute ♥♥♥♥ now, no overwatch, no proper cheat detection. Putos shoot you through walls and smokes, then run and gun you hitting "lucky shots" to the head. You pendejos at valve ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game up, it didnt need this "CS2" update, just stricter cheat detection and bug fixes!


EDIT: less cheaters, but most lobbies filled with slavs and swedes are absolute AIDS
Posted 15 February, 2017. Last edited 24 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
125.8 hrs on record (122.7 hrs at review time)
Let’s hope this game stays around for a while more.
Posted 16 December, 2016. Last edited 9 December, 2024.
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