There is no easy way to describe myself. Not saying that like "oh I'm so quirky", I mean that I have no effective way to describe myself using words. I defy all known science. There is no feasible way to efficiently and truthfully detail me. I am a being of such contradiction and enigmatic implausibility that no words in any written nor spoken language, be it known to humans or not, could possibly convey a comprehensible description of what I am.