Recent reviews by bringiphonecharger3

its like death stranding but actually fun

Completely unplayable. Game goes from 150+ FPS to complete stuttering (1 frame every 10 seconds). I recently upgraded to a 4060 Ti, and for the first 2 weeks I had 0 issues whatsoever, the game was gorgeous and ran smoothly.

I really love this game, and I even bought the battle pass and some coins to show my support for it. But this issue has been persisting and I've read online that even some other people are experiencing it to - and there hasn't been a fix for months.

All my drivers are updated too - this just randomly started happening one day. Devs please do something about this - you've got an amazing game that I'd dedicate hours to, but sadly can't.

future generations wont get to experience ♥♥♥♥ yet charming graphics, gameplay, and game design like in this game

You would think a multi million dollar, international company like Ubisoft could make a game that actually runs...
I can't connect online, despite my Ubisoft app literally saying I am online. ♥♥♥♥ you Ubisoft, your stuff never works on PC. Die.

simple gameplay, stupidly fun multiplayer experience

needs more content to be added or its gonna be a once popular game

I am permanently scarred. As someone who gets horny every now and then, I can pretty much confirm I asexual now. This game is beyond ♥♥♥♥♥♥. It makes me want to live the rest of my life performing for the betterment of society. I cannot explain with words how truly horrific some of the things I've seen in this game are. If there really is an afterlife, I don't know how I can cope with it. This game makes you want to be a better person, it scars you, gives you trauma. Dear God in heaven, if you really are real, I am so so sorry for every bad thing I've ever done in my life. I have seen your warning in the form of this game, and promise to turn over a new leaf. I beg dearly for your forgiveness. Amen.

Fun. Worth the money

gay

Games should be difficult because of the level/game design, not because of ♥♥♥♥ controls.

Even at full price, this game is worth it. (Well not at it's current state because not all the Halos are out yet)
I just wish there were more players because only 4v4 is ever played.