Recent reviews by rANd0msNARk

My initial attempt to roleplay as a goat involved attempting to buy soda. I accidentally blew up the gas station in the process, and when I placed my soda on the counter the attendant did not react, which broke my immersion.

I tried just scoring points and found that the best strategy was to lick a car and then fly around high above the town with the jetpack, dragging the car around on the ground with my tongue and causing mayhem. This very quickly allowed me to rack up hundreds of thousands of points, but when I landed afterwards I fell through the world and then when I respawned I was no longer a demon goat.

Verdict: A-