Recent reviews by Raney

Butthole worm is fun to troll

The sins of the father

I'm using an xbox series x controller. I'm having people watch me use the joy stick and hit it straight up and down no deviation. No wind. Perfect Timing. Ball is getting sliced or thrown off course by some internal BS DO NOT BUY THIS GAME

A journey complete 91/91 Achievements 447.8 hrs of fun. Worth 29.99
Take your time. Play your way. Understand your main body is not the main character but your mask is. Get used to swapping between bodies or hunting for the perfect combat units.

Claw Tribe = DMG Units and Cold Resistance Units
Flint Tribe = DEF Units and best Crafters
Fang Tribe = Best Gathers and Poison/Radiation Resistance

Don't be afraid to move. But, don't get stuck living in one spot. Go explore the world!

This game is excellent.

You get these breath taking views every where you go as soon as you get your broom about 2-3 hours in. In fact you're rewarded for your exploration through your challenges and the unlocks you get from hitting those collectables chest for when you can upgrade gear later on.

I finished the main story/side quest in about 25ish hours of play. My field guide is around 85% done. There is so much to do in the game. I would however recognize the game could even use more content for the main story/side stories. I would even suggest making the hard mode harder. I want to feel more punished for playing on it. Even in insane gear.

Do not buy this yet. It's not ready. They dropped it early for console players while PC has to deal with hardware and driver issues causing multiple crashes.

WIndows is updated
Nvidia is updated
BIOS is updated

Still runs error code for graphics drivers.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Car Ball Net Ball

Love it.

It's an UWU and OWO dream land