You know, I have both of the Penny Arcade Episodes if you'd like to play them.

H-H-H-HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY!!!!

My first name was _charcoal, for it is short, simple, easy to remember in the minds of those who hear it and the legends they tell. But these legends speak of other names. In a past best buried, I have been called kitsuneth, before being reborn as kamamasanctuary. When I went by the name rainbowtunnel, I walked among the shambling hordes of the Infected and struck terror into the hearts of thousands with but a single scream. I have done battle with the dark powers of evil as a knight errant of woeful countenance. I have entered the realm of a mad god and emerged victorious. I have travelled across the land, searching far and wide, that I might teach others to understand the power that's inside. But here, in this game, on this server, you may call me DINKLEBERG. You may have heard of me.

DINKLEBERG!!!!!!

Man. He beat me.