Recent reviews by rage

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE 'LACH IS COOKIN'?

Well screw me sideways and call me sally. This game is fun!
If you like shooters, horde shooters, collecting items, roguelikes, watching small numbers become far grander in scale and eventually being recorded with a marker of magnitudes--ultimately showcasing the perceived progression of power by plainly pulverizing any peasants or pedestrians in your path in smooth, hitman 47 levels of efficiency regardless of how hard the game tries to scale itself against the falling meteor swarm that your run-of-the-mill commando with twin pea-shooters has become after surviving anywhere between 5 and as many stages as your rapidly pumping pacemaker allows, or if you like killing a bunch of cartoony monsters, or if you played the first game, this game is a definite must-have!

Yeah, it's got a learning curve, but even that is rewarded with progression.

Every item has a use. Most Items have a use

Oh, yeah, almost forgot: If you have friends this game has co-op! But who has time to make friends these days, amirite? Haha...ha...oohhhhh.

So...
Maybe I'm going to sound a bit controversial but this game is actually fun.
Not comparable to L4D except that it is a 4-player PvE experience that absolutely sucks ass when you don't have friends.
But at least L4D is playable alone, haha.
The AI in this game are so uniquely stupid, that I do not think a long enough string of characters forming the sets known as "words" in the English lexicon alone can be placed next to each other in a comprehensive manner that perhaps even the most unintelligent garbage on this planet might understand. Actually, no language on Earth could describe how insipid, absurd, and outright NONSENSICAL these bots are!
But the zo--sorry, *ridden*--AI? Auto-aim, hacker, and any other Minecraft 1.8 PvP kill-aura bull-crap you could spout because good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ luck against that ♥♥♥♥. Can't tell you how many times I have almost been given an aneurysm because of those jump-scare wallgina, half-baked pop-tart dropped-straight-out-of-the-toaster lookin'-ass, fairy-tinkle-vape-using-Dorito-Dust-encrusted-MTN-Dew-drinking-ass, "half the man he used to be"-ass special infected.
I'd take a hunter and a charger over any of the B4B grapplers any day of the week.
Smaller note because I literally couldn't even queue up a game of it. The PvP is best done at Fort Hope bullshitting with your party.

But anyway, yeah. If you have friends, great! If you have no friends? Good. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Luck.
8/10. Enjoyable Gunplay.

ever wanted to make a game?
cool, me too!

Only problem is i have all these cool ideas and then never come back to finish them lol

100% recommend for those that want to get into rpg making or those that are returning to it

A Certified Hood Classic. Great game, fun gameplay, cool item synergies, fairly fast paced, and co-op...exists...
Definitely a buy from me. If it weren't for the fact that 3000000% is a thing I would consider buying on my console as well.

Do you like having fun for hours nonstop without remembering to eat, drink, sleep, or piss? Boy do I have a game for you! That's right you incorrigible little -(oops! can't say that in a christian manga!)- Grind like a single lady above the age of 40 in a club full of semi-attractive 20 somethings, half of which are hopped up on some kind of psychoactive narcotic so that you can finally have the ability to warp around the map at the speed of light and only sometimes have your entire body materialize! This game somehow takes into account the amount of time you'll need to get away from your alcoholic stepfather when he goes into a whisky-infused tantrum with a whip the same size and shape as a belt whenever you die during a boss fight because oh my goodness does this game absolutely love letting your aforementioned cougar grinding go to waste if you happen to let those wacky little digits in the top right corner of the screen reach zero.
Never before has the multiplayer of a game been this intuitive, no, not even dark souls. Yes, I'm talking to you, freakin' casul. You can simply click join game from the steam overlay if one of your friends (though not a requirement, of course, as there are dedicated servers for people without such things, but I can't help you there) are online and hosting. And you can even keep the people you don't want to join you from joining you by creating a world password every time you host! Finally I can keep little Bjahn from next door who I was forced to become internet friends with from joining my worlds and placing down signs with the N-word written on them everywhere!
The gameplay is so easy to pick up I let my mother play for like twenty minutes before I got fed up with waiting for her to give me back my chair so I could at least watch her gaming more comfortably as she annihilates her enemies with the grace and efficiency of Henry VIII annihilating his ex-wives for not birthing men. Like Thor in the movie Thor:Ragnarok, I could hear the Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin playing in the background every single time a Goblin Army or Pirate Invasion would occur. Though when the Alien Incursion happened all I could hear was the Evil Morty theme from Rick and Morty as my derriere was repeatedly handed back to me a martian-plated platter. But even then I kept grinding. I kept grinding and grinding and grinding until eventually my blacksmith finally got the kinks out of the sword I wanted.
The difficulty curve of this game will without a doubt kick you while you are down. If you thought some games were unforgiving if you didn't progress to a certain level before taking on the sixth gym leader then mama mia mama mia let me go into detail about how you will scream "I don't wanna die" and "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!" to the heavens as you rage uncontrollably until you are crying yourself to sleep over not being able to defeat a flying metallic skeleton blasting Raining Blood by Slayer because you hadn't checked what time it was and you used your last crafting materials to make that summon item and it killed you instantly and then flew away like the ending of that one movie no one remembers. Until of course you beat it once and its as though the sands of time have stopped as your mind receives every little spice the universe has to offer you. So the next eighteen times you fight it you simply smile as you remember how hard it seemed at first.

And then you got sniped by Hasturas' Moon Death Ray Eldritch Blast Attack From Outer Space and you realize "Oh that's right, the bosses are actually kinda hard!"

This is the only game in existence that lets me fantasize about pixels on a screen and have it be about the best things in existence! Only DEATH DESPAIR BLOOD DEMON-SLAYING MONSTER-HUNTING EXTRAVAGANZA OF TERROR AND ULTIMATE POWER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! And also taking it easy in a little cottage in the woods surrounded by nothing but a cool breeze, a good friend, nature, and a nice stiff drink. Relaxing a letting my worries waste away. Truly this is a masterpiece for the ages, and I wish half the games that exist could be this entertaining to me but alas only so many things can please a single person.

GREAT GAME 10/10 Would sink half a day into this again.

PEACE!

This game has very high meme stock value.

If your beliefs fall under the one of the branches of jesus and one true god there are only two reactions to this game available to you...unlike the thousands of awesome item combinations in game!
One, you are disgusted with how the creators used ideas from your beliefs and want a refund for your trauma.
Two, you think it is a wonderfully ironic twist on your beliefs ideas and you continue playing.
Rate 9/10 definitely [didn't] spend hours playing for just the right items to appear in order to get some achievements

This is definately one of the better games I've played, if you haven't played this yet, I recommend at least trying it out, you might find the cute-animation mixed with blood and gore great. Also a great game to play co-operatively if you have friends who have it as well.