My name is Eddy. I like video games. I'm an adult. I know a decent bit about power tool brands. I am familiar with the various species of local birds.

I like to play games that give me a task. If I'm thrown into an open world, I will wander aimlessly. If a game tells me "you can do whatever you want!", I will log into the game for 5 minutes, stand in one place, and then log out again. Unless I can drive a car around the open world. In which case, I will do that.

Some of my favorite game series are: Resident Evil, Yakuza, FFXIV, Ace Attorney

My dream is to be The Guy from Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

You can be friends with me. I'm normal.