TIL you can be banned from Showdown for playing the devil's advocate. Meh, I was getting bored of it anyway. So I decided to check out le secret smogon forum even though /vp/ says it's terrible. And yep they were right, you guys suck at being funny. I may as well teach you a thing or two about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ before my ban is up. Oh and I'm declaring myself the queen and ruler of this forum, I think it's only appropriate for an advanced ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like me. :mehowth:

Some facts about your new queen:
- My name is Ellin
- My pronouns are she/they
- I'm an INFJ
- Cred: Besides /vp/ and showdown, I'm a veteran of kiwifarms. I've also raided hundreds of Discord servers, but I'm retired from raiding for now.
- Fave shows: Uhh.. way to many. Firefly, ATLA, HxH, MLP: FiM, JJBA, Log Horizon, She-Ra and Star Trek: TNG just to name a few.
- Fave pokemon: Meowth :mehowth:
- My first act as queen: For my first act as queen, I will be banishing all simps from my Queendom.

WARNING WARNING THERE IS A SKIBIDI TOILET ON THE LOOSE. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RIZZ IT. STAY LOCKED INSIDE AND GOON UNTIL IT GYATTS AWAY. DO NOT TRY TO MEW OR LOOKSMAXX WITH IT OTHERWISE YOU WILL LOSE YOUR EDGING STREAK. IF YOU ENCOUNTER OR SEE THE SKIBIDI TOILET DO NOT EDGE TO IT. YOU WILL LOSE 100,000 AURA POINTS AND YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR LEVEL 150 GYATTS. REMEMBER TO STAY SAFE AND DRINK GRIMACE SHAKE. IF THE SKIBIDI TOILET GETS TOO DANGEROUS WITH IT’S MOGGING THEN GRIDDY TO OHIO IMMEDIATELY. KEEP CALM AND KEEP GOONING KEEP CALM AND KEEP GOONING KEEP CALM AND KEEP GOONING KEEP CALM AND KEEP GOONING KEEP CALM AND KEEP GOONING KEEP CALM AND KEEP GOONING KEEP CALM AND KEEP GOONING KEEP CALM AND KEEP GOONING

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

Yesterday my whole class had to stay behind for 30 minutes because some kid kept yelling “sigma sigma on the wall, who’s the skibidiest of them all”

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.

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