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I have a green thumb, so my "friends" have had me stuck in a dark room for who knows how long. I can barely keep track of the days anymore. I'm only allowed to go to the hardware store for more growing supplies. They say its worth it because I'm going to be rich but they never let me spend any of the profits. While they buy cool new threads from the thrift shop and a shiny new sauce pan to wear as a hat. I don't ask for much, I just want a new skateboard for when I go to the hardware store yet again for the millionth time. Instead they're just constantly screaming at me for more "product" and to take out the trash. But now one of them started cooking meth, and keeps going on and on about how much more profitable it is. I'm thinking pretty soon they might not need me anymore... and I may never get my skateboard. In fact... I might end up in the dumpster out front like those two cops from last night's curfew.

Randomly decided to play this game again for some reason. I don't know why, but this time I was hooked like a largemouth bass about to be dinner. So apparently I had to get all the achievements, because everyone needs a goal right? Nah, ya really don't. Be better than me, learn to let go. I did get er' done, but at what cost ya know?

This game is a running joke, both literally and figuratively.

I love a good MMO, even a half-decent one I can sink my teeth into. I'll usually end up playing it to the exclusion of every other game I own. Every waking moment spent exploring, leveling up, gearing up etc. It makes you want to log on and never really log off. However, Bless Online makes me want to go offline almost as soon as I login. I can't bring myself to play a game this bad when there are so many other games out there, albeit not MMOs.

I desperately wish I could refund this game, and I paid for it with FREE money (VISA Gift Card). Thats how much I don't want to support these developers. I really wanted this game to be better than it is, but it is not. My instincts told me this might be a cash grab, but ignored the red flags + friends were hyped for it too. This trash was released in several regions prior to this (where it failed miserably) and yet they still couldn't fix BASIC issues with the game before release (or even after). You don't get to hide behind early access when the developers have so much experience with the software. They had the nerve to try and charge $150 for a game that currently does NOTHING particularly well. Non-existent optimization. Unbalanced classes. Clunky combat (so much for the action-combat they promised). I wish I could get my $40 back. This is NOT the MMO you are looking for.

Bloody Streets has engaging gameplay, solid controls, really satisfying carnage & music very well-suited to the pace of the action. Perhaps the only thing missing is 2-player co-op, I don't think it could support anymore than that.

holy $%^& !