READY OR NOT OPTION 40 CONTRACT
UPON SIGNING THIS CONTRACT YOU SIGN YOUR LIFE OVER TO PLAY WITH YOUR UNC AND HOMIES FOR A YEAR STRAIGHT. BREAKING THIS CONTRACT WILL LAND YOU A COURT MARTIAL, WHICH IS SUBJECT TO 10 YEARS IN PRISON WITHOUT PAROLE. SIGN BELOW IF YOU AGREE TO THIS CONTRACT, KEEP IN MIND THAT IT WILL NOT BE CANCELLED OR WRITTEN OFF AT ANY TIME. IT CAN ONLY EXPIRE.


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Ey dog, this ese Evil from your barrio, ese. Like ese Konomata said below, homie? It would be real grimey if our lil vatos could wear some banged out clothes, foo. Like, dickies N ♥♥♥♥, homie. Imagine that, ey? Hah, ha... That would be sick. Pullin up to drop off our lil vatos to school in our ranflas, homie... Thas the life, que no? We gotta show these teachers what we're really about, dog. We some down ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doing some straight evil ♥♥♥♥, foo. Gettin down for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ barrio, homie.

Yo Homes, why would you want our children to wear mandatory school uniforms when baggy gang attire is so much more comfortable and expressive of our youth's individuality?

The few, The Proud, The Marines.!
Hello! countbananasauce,My name is HudsonUnderwood, I am currently the proud CJCS ( Chairman ) of the United States Marine Corps, I am inviting you to join our new and fresh USMC, As you may know we are a USM We have all the branches so feel free to venture out but I am inviting you to mainly join the USMC just to get a feel for us! I think you will enjoy spending your time at our Parris Islands and training to become a Instructor yourself!, Keep in mind we have ALOT of positions open as this is a huge group we multiple branches and divisions with spots to fill! I hope you decide to join and I’ll see you at Parris Islands!
~ The Marines.

Try again.

this guy fycked my wife and i couldnt help but give him a high five