I sexually identify as a lobster. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of flapping my tail around an aquarium of salt water water. People say to me that a person being a human is normal and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm having a company build me custom crustacean suit, a tail propulsion system, and an antennae communications device. From now on I want you guys to call me "Lobster" and respect my right to swim and feed off the oceans. If you can't accept me you're a lobster hater and you need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.