After a good game in CS:GO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS game-play and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS:GO LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I whispered in his ear "rawr xD." I'm not gay or anything but it turns out he was. What a gay ♥♥♥♥, don't trust this guy.

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls pic. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

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