Major qwerm: Major qwerm to Herp1, the derp has landed. I repeat, the derp has landed.

Herp1:Herp1 to Major qwerm, reading you loud and clear, do you see any signs of life?

Major qwerm: Only some primitive omnomnomnagons, Herp1, I think their tribal elder is trying to trade me his eldest daughter for my soup kit.

Herp1: Copy that Major qwerm, stay on the lookout for advanced settlements; reports indicate there is a hidden forward operating base for the cult of anonymous somewhere in that region; we don't want to get sucked into their war with the church of scientology again, try to avoid that sector once you have pinpointed their location and carry on with your mission to locate that troll settlement that grief bombed us earlier in the week, it's time for some payback.

Major qwerm: Roger that Herp1, shifting into maximum overtroll...