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Recent reviews by Questlove

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1 person found this review helpful
12.5 hrs on record
A brilliant twist on the deck-building roguelike genre that plays around with you and subverts your expectations at every turn. Play this and play it as blind as possible.
Posted 27 December, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
47.7 hrs on record
No review can do this game justice. If you have even a passing interest in RPGs, you should play it. The art is gorgeous, the music is perfectly attuned to the atmosphere of any given scene, the voice acting is largely top notch, the world is fascinating and absolutely full of character, and the writing is on a level way above anything that's ever come before in gaming, completely hilarious and utterly heartbreaking in equal measure. A masterpiece and I can't wait to see what ZA/UM do next.
Posted 30 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
157.5 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
Thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Halo right there. None of that pansy ass spartan charging smile for the groundpound ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Men scream, men teabag their fallen enemies on the field, men deliver their new born baby at the spawn point. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard core ♥♥♥♥ in the ass griffball, ♥♥♥♥ it stick it game over ♥♥♥♥. Take it to the game over lobby. Energy swords get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Halo is back baby.
Posted 4 December, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record
i did not purchase this
Posted 31 March, 2017. Last edited 1 April, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
338.7 hrs on record (154.2 hrs at review time)
if you enjoy being insulted by very rude german children, you'll absolutely love "Rocket League"

gg easy
Posted 1 January, 2016.
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1,168 people found this review helpful
2,217 people found this review funny
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69.4 hrs on record (29.0 hrs at review time)
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Posted 15 November, 2015.
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29 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1,256.9 hrs on record (28.0 hrs at review time)
day 1,952: provisions are dry. i fantasize about eating the hamstrings of my wingers daily. please send help
Posted 24 October, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
9.8 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
the definitive go karting experience
Posted 30 May, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
107.3 hrs on record (63.9 hrs at review time)
an undoubtedly great game, but it fails to hit the heights of its predecessor. the bosses underwhelm throughout, the areas don't stick with you like Blight Town did or flow as flawlessly as they did in DS1, there's no more heartbreaking lore to discover and thanks to horrendous netcode and a seemingly endless stream of dual Avelyns, PvP is a torturous mess

despite its flaws, i enjoyed every single second and it'll take a lot to stop it from being easily the best game of 2014
Posted 28 May, 2014.
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1,977 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,640.5 hrs on record (296.8 hrs at review time)
day 1,627: i do not remember the sound of another person's voice, nor the feel of sunlight on my skin. there are only numbers and torn cruciates now
Posted 2 December, 2013.
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